I know this is the internet, but really?

"Collin" (coliin)
03/22/2014 at 13:10 • Filed to: None

Complete with an incorrect use of "your."

DISCUSSION (18)

Roberto G. > Collin
03/22/2014 at 13:13

Nevertheless, he's quite right.

M54B30 > Collin
03/22/2014 at 13:15

Hell if you aren't right though. The H2 is literally for people who want a tough looking car - there's literally nothing it does that isn't done better by a different SUV.

For Sweden > Collin
03/22/2014 at 13:16

I think the same thing about Porsche 911 Carrera drivers. Do they know the car only exists to show the driver couldn't afford a GT2?

Same goes for the Corvette Z06. You're not fooling anyone; we know you can't afford a ZR1. Why do you even show your face in public?

For Sweden > M54B30
03/22/2014 at 13:21

By that logic, if you're not driving a 250 GTO, you might as well just stop driving.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Collin
03/22/2014 at 13:22

Kinja'd!!!

Ah, homophobic slurs. I thought I saw the last of them on kinja.

hethoughtofcars > Collin
03/22/2014 at 13:25

Consider this: It took him almost 6 months to come up with that...

M54B30 > For Sweden
03/22/2014 at 13:27

Not necessarily. I see what you're saying (and there is truth to that) but every car has something it does well. I can't think of anything for the H2. Performs terribly, uncomfortable, high fuel consumption, doesn't tow particularly much, etc. I guess the engine is reliable, but that's a testament to GM and not the H2

Roberto G. > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
03/22/2014 at 13:27

There will always be homophobic slurs, as long as there's someone willing to enter your bottom.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Roberto G.
03/22/2014 at 13:28

I'll admit, that made me chuckle.

In the end, at least I'm in the civilized part of Kinja.

For Sweden > M54B30
03/22/2014 at 13:30

You ought to read this:

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/why-the-h2-sho…

Gabor Vajda (@Gabor_V) > Collin
03/22/2014 at 13:34

I remember when I was a school teacher, teaching English as a foreign language, one of the students tried to show off his mastering of the language and manhood at the same time, so he shouted out during the first class, quote:

"I AM A BIG PENIS!"

Of course, everyone else only understood "penis", so they started chuckling at someone saying "penis" in the middle of the class, so I asked the guy to come forward to the blackboard and started an elaborate description of the verb 'be' and 'have' and how they are different in the use of their native language, so when the penny finally dropped for everyone, everyone agreed that although the original sentence was not in accordance to the intended purpose of the exclamation, at least it was grammatically correct and - pragmatically speaking - also true.

Spaceball-Two > Collin
03/22/2014 at 13:36

You should probably plug your phone in. Your down to 40%

Big Bubba Ray > Collin
03/22/2014 at 13:41

He's obviously one of those H3 drivers.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Collin
03/22/2014 at 14:49

You could take it to the next level and tell him the only reason H2's exist is for the people who couldn't afford the real thing (H1) that makes H3 owners wannabe wannabes

RazoE > Collin
03/22/2014 at 17:22

Collin your a fag

hethoughtofcars > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
03/22/2014 at 17:26

I prefer to think the Burner is British and is calling him a cigarette for some reason..

Collin > hethoughtofcars
03/23/2014 at 01:27

I mean, could you expect much more intellect from a Hummer fan?

Philbert/Phartnagle > Collin
03/23/2014 at 03:12

Slow troll is slow....does he hum because he cannot sing?